my stripper chicken dances perfectly with this song
when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how
when u think u got over ur crush but he gives you like 0.2 attention and it starts all over again
my laptop is warmer than my heart
'its too hot to wear all black'
HE THINKS HE’S AMBULANCE
IM SO SORRY ABOUT THE TIME VIDEO WATCH THIS DOG BE AN AMBULANCE INSTEAD OKAY FRIENDS
show up to your funeral like
Marshmallows dipped in melted butter, then cinnamon sugar, wrapped in crescent rolls and baked. They’re called Hocus Pocus buns because the marshmallows disappear! YUM is understatement!
how dare you
how dare you do this to me
These are so easy to make omg learned how to do it in home economics class and lemme tell ya they’re better than orgasming.
Do you ever just want to talk to someone and then you realize you’re not friends anymore? Yeah I really miss you.
Gavin De Becker (via dandyions)
Remember what Oprah said, everyone. “No is a complete sentence.”
I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET
DON’T CALL ME THAT
I AM EVIL
I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT