Club Sassy
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guy:

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my stripper chicken dances perfectly with this song

dancing alien gif

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

saladder:

when u think u got over ur crush but he gives you like 0.2 attention and it starts all over again

trxpicals:

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

It’s too hot in Florida to wear jeans in the summer

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tattooinggothamcity:

'its too hot to wear all black'

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hebrew-national:

deadlydinos:

randomlovesawkward:

HE THINKS HE’S AMBULANCE

IM SO SORRY ABOUT THE TIME VIDEO WATCH THIS DOG BE AN AMBULANCE INSTEAD OKAY FRIENDS

Lmao

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guy:

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my stripper chicken dances perfectly with this song

chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

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thegh0stinsidemycock:

protomlad:

weeheartfood:

Marshmallows dipped in melted butter, then cinnamon sugar, wrapped in crescent rolls and baked. They’re called Hocus Pocus buns because the marshmallows disappear! YUM is understatement!

how dare you
how dare you do this to me

These are so easy to make omg learned how to do it in home economics class and lemme tell ya they’re better than orgasming.

thegh0stinsidemycock:

protomlad:

weeheartfood:

Marshmallows dipped in melted butter, then cinnamon sugar, wrapped in crescent rolls and baked. They’re called Hocus Pocus buns because the marshmallows disappear! YUM is understatement!

how dare you

how dare you do this to me

These are so easy to make omg learned how to do it in home economics class and lemme tell ya they’re better than orgasming.

foolished:

Do you ever just want to talk to someone and then you realize you’re not friends anymore? Yeah I really miss you. 

When a man says no in this culture, it’s the end of the discussion. When a woman says no, it’s the beginning of a negotiation.

Gavin De Becker (via dandyions)

Remember what Oprah said, everyone. “No is a complete sentence.”

(via mmmcoconut)

clhampir:

I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET

DON’T CALL ME THAT

I AM EVIL

I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

FEAR ME